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Boy George · **Joined:** Fri Oct 12, 2007 2:10 pm **Posts:** 933

that is truely epic Matt.

Naked Matt · **Joined:** Tue Jan 29, 2008 10:03 pm **Posts:** 297

Matt(aka me): " Spread those legs Eleri!"
Eleri: "I'm Spreading!!"

Georgie: "Your face makes me want to have an abortion"

LOL

Clay · **Joined:** Fri Oct 17, 2008 7:06 pm **Posts:** 58

Rob: "Stick the shaft in so we can see how deep it is."

And not really a quote, but "DAVE...."

Boy George · **Joined:** Fri Oct 12, 2007 2:10 pm **Posts:** 933

Eleri whilst in the tent camping: "On a scale of 1 to 10 of the worst experiences of my life ever, this currently rates as an 11"

Eleri just before river crossing: "Oooooh yeah, on our ML training we had buoyancy aids"

Naked Matt · **Joined:** Tue Jan 29, 2008 10:03 pm **Posts:** 297

Lauren Baxter: "I tried to slip her a cheeky bit of tongue but she wouldn't have any of it!"

...after having kissed a girl for the first time!

Boy George · **Joined:** Fri Oct 12, 2007 2:10 pm **Posts:** 933

...the taste of her cherry chopstick?

Naked Matt · **Joined:** Tue Jan 29, 2008 10:03 pm **Posts:** 297

Boy George wrote:

...the taste of her cherry chopstick?

is that from the chinese remix?

i particularly like the offspring remix - "Origami prankster"

gareth · **Joined:** Tue Oct 16, 2007 1:57 pm **Posts:** 413

hehehe

Naked Matt · **Joined:** Tue Jan 29, 2008 10:03 pm **Posts:** 297

George: "I thought I had syphillis but realised I just had a pube caught in my foreskin..."

"...I also remembered you can't get an STI without having banana..."

Boy George · **Joined:** Fri Oct 12, 2007 2:10 pm **Posts:** 933

Aaah yes, was wondering when those might appear matt...

Naked Matt · **Joined:** Tue Jan 29, 2008 10:03 pm **Posts:** 297

haha soz.

i love having banana

Pyrokeet · **Joined:** Sun Oct 05, 2008 12:43 pm **Posts:** 55

not a quote by anyone I know but from a website;

List of things you don't want to hear your belayer say, #1: "FALLING!!!"

Pyrokeet · **Joined:** Sun Oct 05, 2008 12:43 pm **Posts:** 55

also, ripped from UKC,

on a bench: 'climbing is inherently dangerous, sitting is inherently safe... but boring'

Lizzie · **Joined:** Tue Jun 03, 2008 2:27 pm **Posts:** 77

Clay on the Scavenger Hunt: "Just because you're not in fancy dress you think you look all... fancy"

Clay · **Joined:** Fri Oct 17, 2008 7:06 pm **Posts:** 58

Thanks Lizzie, and i do remember saying it

Rich's new outlook on life: "Im a punk now im pierced"

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