This forum needs some more controversy. This is my first attempt.

It's a good question, wouldn't it be good if we could see who voted what? That would be properly controversial!

Not bad for a first attempt, although I expect some improvements over the coming weeks.

wtf is this George?

I suppose I should be taking this personally, so for the two that voted no: banana you both.

Then again, maybe you'd like me more if I didn't swear at you. What a cyclical dilemma.

Didn't realise it censored swearing on here. So where it says banana above, read the f word.

Dylan did you vote yes?

Of course I did. If I didn't like myself, I'd have thrown myself off the suspension bridge ages ago. Anyway, why would I have put no? I have loads of admirable qualities: I'm really good at Halo, I once peed for over a minute straight, and I can make pesto from scratch.

I'm going to come straight, I am one of two who voted no so far. I just don't like you Dylan, especially the way you drink your tea in the morning.

I thought it'd be you Steve, you rat. I drink my tea like a saint.

In fairness, I hold no grudge against the person who only likes me on weekends. After all, I rarely see UBESters in the interim, because I'm so busy with my BNP meetings and trips out to beat up old ladies after dark.

what I wanna know is who the hell are the 6 people that voted yes?!

I reckon its Woody re-scripting that html stuff all over the place just to keep the Northerner in question in our good books.

Does he even have good books??!!

I have a good book. It's about a dog called Spot, and is something of a Homeric epic.

i voted no because i think dylan is sexually aggressive and forceful.

Some people like that... I say it's all part of his charm.

I voted no because he's a liberal and should be sent back to Russia.

haha I also like that when i wrote my first reply, there were 6 "yes" votes.... One of these has now been changed in light of the pursuing arguments!

He verbally threatened my mother