Caption Competition...?

Competition 9...

I suppose this photo was going to come out at some point, so let's hear your suggestions...

Competition 8...

Ali: Oblivious of the danger looming behind her, she searched for this weeks copy of Hello with mild intrigue.

Competition 7...

Naked Matt: The morning after the premiere of "The Goblet of Fire", officials were shocked to find that Daniel Radcliffe had, in fact, been eaten and replaced by a young welsh pretender with limited magical powers.

Competition 6...

Dave 6: Explorers' lake bagging risk assessment procedures: changing room nearby; adequate warning signs; qualified life guard in attendance; water depth no greater than 5 cm.

Competition 5...

Doug: The cry of 'below' came as a surprise to this fresher.

Competition 4...

Lyss: Ewan always knew Gareth had a weak spot for elderly women wearing waterproof headscarves, but would his disguise be sufficient to seduce the young welsh-man?

Competition 3...

Gareth: Tom was obversly hungry. Dancing the good friend he was tried everything he could to satisfy him.

Competition 2...

Eddie: Boundless Spirit found the new exhibit particularly compelling, but quickly regretted leaning in for a closer look.

Competition 1...

Alex H: It must be a Wednesday, cos those look like business socks...