Storytime with UBES...

Now children, are you all sitting comfortably? A selection of Mills & Boon inspired bedtime stories follow, authored word by word in the Lakes for your personal enjoyment. (some words censored for younger readers)

Olivia's Threesome

George, the favourite pervert and Olivia, the incestuous harlet investigated silently the undercover folds of Olivia’s skirt. Amazingly Lydia couldn’t stop wriggling uncontrollably. ***** dribbled into Lydia’s nasal passage. “Goodness me!” moaned George, struggling to breathe. Meanwhile Lydia refused George’s **** since it wasn’t free currently. Thus, excitedly Olivia probed herself with several pointy chopsticks. ******* discharge gushed down George’s face and also he loved it lots. “God must punish Dancing Dave for filming wholeheartedly this abominable act entirely.” exclaimed Sister Alice. So ends this epic sordid fable.

Taj and his Horse

Taj put his big **** into the tight horse’s ear and then swallowed a lot of *****. Suddenly he shouted loudly whilst he tried to envelope the hot pulsating member. Tragically his arm suffered gangrenous spontaneous problems associated with beastiality. “Oh what a shit condition” smirked the perverted horse. Hilariously he stamped down upon his mother. She wailed. Then she exclaimed that she licked an epicentre moistening the fleshy inside of her unpredictably smelly *****.