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Ubes has facilitated many relationships over the years so if you’re sitting at home alone don’t despair we can help ….

Recently mended climber seeks companion to enjoy romantic bike rides with, followed by copious amounts of potent elderflower wine.

Flexible fresher seeks enterprising young male to rise to the challenge- can he possibly make her scream any louder???

Aged city bound climber seeks willing young lass for play and ice-screws.

Mountain dwelling beast seeks turgid leek for meaningful relationship.

Raving lunatic wld lk 2 meet well-orientated laydee with  good contours to navigate through bushy terrain (often wooded)

Rupunzelite rambler with connections in high places seeks lusty legging loving lady to get in a lather with in suds filled bath.

Budding northern mountain leader seeks southern chap to ruffle her hair (it’s just too damn perfect) and take her to new heights.

Radiant and talented (oboe) blowing female seeks lovely man to whisk her off into the sunset.

FOR SALE/WANTED FOR RENT (limited time only)

DAVE’S NUTS – CALL 08937348475

LAKESIDE ORGY WANTED ……….. CALL MATT ON 07747639547

MOUNT MY ROCK ……….. CALL 0762383248439