Committee 11/12

These are your officers, your leaders. Experts in their field. Revered, respected. Right...

	President: MatSav As one great leader falls, another rises. Steve Jobs may have left the helm of Apple, but Mr.Sav has risen from the naked, Union Flag clad fresher of old to the naked, scantily clad president of new. Do not be concerned by his baby-pink onesie or the dubious smell of his white plastic cup of alcohol – your society is in safe hands.
	Vice President: Louise Social Sec turned VP she can be easily spotted by her luminous but clashing clothing. After turning her talents to the skill of climbing Louise has improved greatly but still has a lot more problems going down than she does going back up!
	Secretary: Laura The new master of the mailing list and producer of the annual newsletter, Laura will be showing off her literacy skills learnt in her engineering degree. Hmmmm!
	Treasurer: Chris After previously storing the location of every piece of UBES kit in his head he is now turning it over to storing the amount of money owed to UBES. Chris also does a maths degree so don’t expect to get away with out paying this year!
	Social Secretaries: Fiona and Ellie Fiona: Leading the way in naked scavenger hunting and spelling out a human ‘UBES’ on every walk she does Fiona will be encouraging more fun frolicking over the next year! Ellie: Officer of Funny Lols. Ellie’s beginnings as an eager fresher have matured her into a fun-loving social sec. Her fun WILL be imposed on you whether you like it or not, no matter how much work you have to do.
	Expeditions Officers: Martha, Amy and Naomi These three beasts are know as the ‘Bizzle’ and are a fearsome sight on nights out, striking fear into the tongues of mere mortal men!! Their flirting skills will ensure excellent deals on the amazing Scotland and summer trips they have planned.
	Climbing Officers: Harry and Ross Harry: Occasionally climbs some ridiculously hard routes in orange attitre when he is not hungover or more likely still drunk. He has now begun to claim that his ‘beer belly’ is affecting his climbing ability. Ross: Endlessly talented and ambitious Climber, We suspect he is Sponsered by Scarpa and Black Diamond but can’t be sure.
	Kit and Safety Officer: Jimmy Some say that he bears resemblance to a certain musical villain but hopefully this will not affect his ability to control all pieces of the UBES kit.
	Master Of The Web (Webmaster): David Studying a degree that no one really understands but is believed to contain vast amounts of computers and science. His quest to improve the website and keep the forum free from indecent spam will be ongoing and relentless and will require a lot of ‘research’ of these scrupulous websites.
	PHD Person: Jon Having seemingly joined the society at the turn of the millennium he now splits his days between the physics department, getting drunk on Gin and then telling drunken freshers off!